You scrambled my uterus!

locked up. . . Won't let me out. . .

Taking a nap on a fresh pile of sheets in Mom's house, I was happy as can be. Suddenly, I was in a dark cave, and I couldn't get out. Screaming, I begged for someone to get me out of the trap. I promised to never eat the aloe plant again if I would be able to just see light again. Then, Mom's voice drew near! The ground started shaking, and she said, "how did you get in that drawer?"

All better!!

Can't quite get my back half moving.

Eeek!! A huge dog! And I can't move! Oh. It is just the dumb one.

I'll just take a nap here for a moment. I'll be up for more fun in a few . . .

I thought that they were fixing me, but I feel pretty broken.

This is my new buddy, Seamus, but he isn't very interesting.

Bleach!!! I don't like amoxicillin!!

Fire!!!!