Marzipan

This cat won't sleep. I can't sleep. I just eat all day because I'm so worked up. Then, when I go to eat, she's there sitting in my food dish!

Stress Weight

With all the stress of Fhqwhgads in the house, I have been eating a lot lately. I've gained an extra five pounds and don't sleep and don't get a chance to relax or let my guard down. I am the hunted; I am the hunter; I am tired of this game.

Sick

My eyes are dripping, I'm sneezing constantly, I can't handle light or sound, and this Fhqwhgads fellow is sticking his nose up my butt. Aaagh!

Sneeze Attack

I was sound asleep last night when out of nowhere Fhqwhgads' face pops up and, POW, I got hit in the face with a spray of mucus. Gross!

Fhqw what?

There's another cat in this house? I don't know about that. All I know is that I love my fleece blanket.

A rough day

Today, a new cat invaded my house. And Mom and Dad seem happy. I'm not. This is my house, this is my floor, from the doorknobs down, and up. He looks stupid too!

And the Bagpipe Wouldn't Say No

THE BAGPIPE WHO DIDN'T SAY NO
It was nine o'clock at midnight at a quarter after three When a cat met a bagpipe on the shoreside by the sea, And the cat said, "My dearie, May I sit with you? I'm weary."

And the bagpipe didn't say no.

Said the cat to the bagpipe, "I have walked this lonely shore,

I have talked to waves and pebbles--but I've never loved before.

Will you marry me today, dear? Is it 'No' you're going to say dear?"

But the bagpipe didn't say no.

Said the cat to her darling, "Please excuse me if I stare,

But you have the plaidest skin, dear, And you have the strangest hair.

If I begged you pretty please, love, Could I give you just one squeeze, love?"

And the bagpipe didn't say no.

Said the cat to the bagpipe, "Ah, you love me. Then confess!

Let me whisper in your dainty ear and hold you to my chest."

And he cuddled her and teased her And so lovingly she squeezed it.

And the bagpipe said, "Aaooga."

Said the cat to the bagpipe, "Did you honk or bray or neigh?

For 'Aaooga' when your kissed is such a heartless thing to say.

Is it that I have offended? Is it that our love is ended?"

And the bagpipe didn't say no.

Said the cat to the bagpipe, "Rereow!"

And she tore it to shreds.

Thanks to Shel Silverstein

This was an embarassing day

There I was, walking through the kitchen, and Mom said, "what's that smell?!" Next thing I knew, I was taking the blame. . . . and a shower!

I'm a pencil sharpener!!

Sacking the Christmas Tree

This is what I do to Christmas trees. (I'll send a picture of me in action if I can figure out the timer thing on the camera).